Unisex t-shirt - UGH.

Meet your new favorite T-shirt—the one that feels like a soft apology and a subtle threat at the same time. Light, comfy, a little stretchy, and very “don’t test me.” It flatters most humans, survives real life, and pairs beautifully with dark humor and questionable decisions. Crowd-favorite for a reason; your closet’s about to get an attitude upgrade.

Color & Fabric Mix (aka what you’re actually wearing)

• Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (buttery soft, zero nonsense)

• Ash: 99% combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester (for the overachievers)

• Heathers: 52% combed & ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester (soft with commitment issues)

• Athletic/Black Heather: 90% combed & ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (gym look, couch energy)

• Heather Prism: 99% combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester (pretend you’re fancy)

The Receipts (details that matter)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) – light, not flimsy

• Pre-shrunk so it doesn’t betray you in the wash

• 30 singles for that smooth, “I’m not a bargain bin” feel

• Side-seamed construction = keeps its shape, unlike your last situationship

• Tear-away label (rip the itch, keep the vibe)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability when life tests you

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Fit Vibe

Unisex staple fit—true to size, flattering without trying too hard. Soft enough for sweet talk, strong enough for side-eye.

Wear it. Wash it. Repeat the sarcasm.