2"x3.5" Magnet - If you think I'm short, you should see my patience.

Bold enough to start a fight. Small enough to still be fridge-safe.

These 2.5x3” magnets pack a punch — featuring off-the-cuff, darkly funny, or downright offensive one-liners that say what everyone else is thinking (but won’t admit).

Perfect for passive-aggressive gifts, personal therapy, or just scaring off houseguests.

Stick with sarcasm. It lasts longer.